I don't have the whatever to analyze this month's poster, so quickly before I am out the door for work: things I am loving and hating this week - you be the judge:
Flipping through travel magazines researching a long weekend jaunt to Shanghai (Japanese travel mags have the best pictures)
Tickets to the Dreamgirls musical in Shibuya next weekend
Beer gardens have started to open for the summer
Possible trip to Osaka in August to chill with the yakuza gangsta-style (or should I say, steez?)
Sugar daddy propositioning over the weekend (more on that later)
The secretary who keeps coming over and speaking to mine in a volume 11 whisper for 30-minute stretches about what I can only guess are her konkatsu activities - last week's little nugget of charm included some guy she first pronounced ugly and then ratcheted it up to "medium looks." When my secretary said that medium wasn't so bad, this charmer had the gall to say she was only interested in ikemen. I think she needs to have a good look in the mirror while playing back a recording of her voice.
The Head Secretary - the queen bee of our office hive if you will - has moved in behind me, causing the two secretaries in my quad to officially freak the fuck out. The HS rules over all things secretary-related and I can only imagine what decision went on behind closed doors that led to her being seated behind me when I personally feel she was perfectly fine on another floor. With everyone on their toes now, I can probably look forward to a return to painful and unnatural silence, where the rustle of a plastic bag could get you shot.
Funny how I have so much (some may argue too much) to say about certain topics...