Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Geisha's acting debut 2

Unfortunately it looks like the Kaisha is not going to be including any of my suggested skits in the program for our Christmas party this year, but in an unexpected and unprecedented show of love for me, the Kaisha has asked me to participate in the festivities. Unfortunately I cannot reveal any concrete details yet, but I will be narrating the video for this year's party in which it has been confirmed that at least four Professionals will be cross-dressing. Not only that but this is a major production including professional video editing services and the rental of hotel rooms and other locations for the 10-minute film. The team producing the video will also be renting costumes from some transvestites in town, to ensure they will fit the male Professionals. I am so excited I could pop!

In other breaking Kaisha news, I just heard my first Secretary peeing. I can't believe I am saying this on my blog but if you've read earlier posts you know that letting other people hear you pee at the Kaisha is a big No No. I've heard Secretaries start to pee and then upon realizing that someone else was in the bathroom quickly turn on the Sound Princess, but this was out and out, she knew I was there too, proud peeing. Or maybe she was trying to conserve energy? I'll bet that if we all stopped our maniacal use of the Sound Princesses, we could cut down on our use of electricity. I can just imagine the email now: Dear Secretaries and other as-good-as-nonexistent non-Secretary females, In our efforts to conserve energy and save the planet, we kindly ask that you refrain from using the Sound Princess function in the lavatories from now on. We understand that this contradicts everything you have ever learned but we ask for your cooperation and understanding. Corporate love, The Kaisha.

Really, I can't believe I was privy to such a sound! The decorum around this place is really going down the tubes, what's next? going a whole day without retouching our make-up?!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

At my Kaisha we don't have fancy heated and Oto Hime equipped toilets. So the ladies flush once during peeing and then again after they wipe. Sorry if that was crude. But gosh, what a waste of water! Flushing twice!?!? And these aren't the little flush and big flush kind of toilets. These are the industrial flush-only kinds.

While I do laugh at my coworkers for being to damn uptight and wasteful, they do make me feel so uncouth for not minding about being an "Out Loud and Proud" bathroom goer...

john turningpin said...

Instead of a Sound Princess, we guyz have a Sound Prince -- to wit, dudes letting one rip while rather unsettlingly trying to engage you in coversation and simultaneously handle the equipment. Ugh, I just don't get it.

Tornadoes28 said...

Peeing sounds? My god, Japanese society is coming apart at the seams.

Keitorin said...

Lately I have found myself, more often than not, using the oto hime. This somewhat depresses me.

Green-Eyed Geisha said...

JT: that sounds truly charming. I think I'll stick with my polite waterfall sounds!!